A posh club of boring statistical analysts we are not. The Sons of Roto are a motley crew of dominant male-monkey mother****ers who scoff at the notion of those who refer to themselves as fantasy experts. So we wear sleeveless jean jackets; big deal. That doesn't mean we lack insight or panache. The SoR founding fathers are here to shake your foundation and beliefs. The rebellious no-good-nicks who accompany Andrew Holm and Chris Carbonell (a.k.a., "Starbonell") also embrace the easy rider lifestyle of rejecting authority and dispensing punishment with one swift move of the pen. If you're ready to be initiated into our rebel army, enlist in the Sons of Roto and reign over your fantasy leagues with an iron fist. Hey let's face it, this is as close as you're getting to joining a gun-toting motorcycle club. We're handing out patches to anyone who is ready to roll through the buttoned-up fantasy sports establishment with middle fingers raised.
Andrew Holm (co-founder, editor, writer)
Armed with intelligence, wit and a sexy ass Y! fantasy sports profile, Andrew considers himself to be God's gift to fantasy sports. If fantasy baseball was a sport in high school he pretty much would have taken state. His work has appeared in numerous fantasy magazines, websites and across the faces of countless opponents. He does work, and so does his partner in grime...
Chris Carbonell (co-founder, editor, writer)
The host of Starbonell Station and champion of unsanctioned message board battles, Chris is an unparalleled wordsmith who left RotoExperts to ride with the Sons of Roto. Starbonell's work has been showcased at Yahoo! and USA Today. Often described as half fantasy expert/half Jose Canseco's other twin brother, Chris Carbonell brings a unique style all his own.
Don Brown, PT, DPT
Don is an actualy sports physical therapist who brings his knowledge to the world of professional sports injuries to give our readers an in-depth look at recovery times and tell fantasy owners what they expect from certain players going forward.
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