Malcom "Pretty Boy" Floyd is ready to do work
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Well, its about that time of year, when you start the shit-talking with your fellow GM's and try to devise some method to the madness that will be your draft strategy. Fortunately, you came here for the hottest, most sexy advice your computer could give you. Good luck getting such balls-out sleeper advice from SIRI. I'm a human, and I am smarter than SIRI. Here is a little gift from me to you, in the form of fantasy sleepers. If you choose to accept my gifts, good, you'll be successful. If you wish to skip on my highly-touted offerings, then I hope you make a run at the #1 pick next year.

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Yes, Chris Tillman is worth starting against the Yankees
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

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A symbol of streaming freedom
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

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Don’t Do It Whitely, Do It Blackley
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

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This guy gets it
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After our Fantasy Baseball Team Names list was widely regarded as the funniest collection of team names ever created, you know the crew at SoR had to step their game up for fantasy football. Unlike other fantasy football team name sites, you won’t find any lame or recycled team names here. That’s right, no “Dirty Mark Sanchez,” “Arian Nation,” or “Smoke a Blount” shit here. Sure our list isn’t the longest on the ‘net, but there’s no filler round these parts.

These names are all the brainchild of Starbonell. That said, we do take requests, so if you have a hilarious suggestion, put it in the comments and we will give you full credit for it (that is, if it is good enough to make the list).

Well, enough talking. Enjoy and you’re welcome.

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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

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This Freddy Does The Fingering
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

The intros will be shorter and shorter as the summer chugs along. Let’s face it: I’m a busy guy with lots of fun things on my summer agenda. As much as I love fantasy sports, the effort I’m putting into our upcoming NFL Draft Kit will be the primary focus. After that, it’s beaches, bitches, and blunts for your boy Stat Smear... with a lil’ “Stream Pies” on the side. Oh your boy will still put in work on those recommendations, but don’t expect any long, drawn out intros. Reader captivation will be limited strictly to my picture captions. See ya in a few weeks suckas.

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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

OK, it’s obviously been a bumpy ride over the first five-plus weeks of “Stream Pies.” An atrocious start put us in an early hole that we are slowly digging our way out of. Still, when your boy Daddy Starbucks is behind the wheel, suckas know that the promised land will certainly be the final destination (even if there are a bunch of potholes that we have to bounce through). So rather than sit here are cry about our early struggles, let’s instead take a moment to bask in the greatness that is sure to come.

Feel better? Good, here are your recommendations heading into the All Star break.

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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on SPs who are owned in less than 30 percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top).

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