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After our Fantasy Baseball Team Names list was widely regarded as the funniest collection of team names ever created, you know the crew at SoR had to step their game up for fantasy football. Unlike other fantasy football team name sites, you won’t find any lame or recycled team names here. That’s right, no “Dirty Mark Sanchez,” “Arian Nation,” or “Smoke a Blount” shit here. Sure our list isn’t the longest on the ‘net, but there’s no filler round these parts.

These names are all the brainchild of Starbonell. That said, we do take requests, so if you have a hilarious suggestion, put it in the comments and we will give you full credit for it (that is, if it is good enough to make the list).

Well, enough talking. Enjoy and you’re welcome.

More after the jump:

Sexual Reference Team Names

Lick Dez Nuts

My Cock Fitzgerald's Ass (courtesy of drummer412) 

My Dick Ain’t Flacco

Sit On My Stafford

Slob My Schaub

Succop A Dick

The Yates Infection

Ur Girl Gives Nice Woodhead

Drug Reference Team Names

I Celek, Let Me Inhale It

No Cops? Bring the Weeden

Smoking Dat Shonn Greene

The Snickle-Fitzpatricks

Ben Roethlisberger Rape Team Names

Big Ben Avoids Big Pen

Pittsburgh Feelers

The Rape-lisbergers

Roething At The Mouth

Tim Tebow Reference Team Names

Kneel and Te-blow Me

The People’s Tebow

Tim Is Terribow

Football Terminology Team Names

Dinner at RBs

Drunk Off The YAC

IDP Freely 

Player Reference Team Names

Bowe Knows Drops

A Brandon Lloyd Christmas

Bud Light Is Pettibrew

Can’t Keep a Blackmon Down

The Chris Cooley Highs

The C.J. Spillmatics

Counting That AJ Green

Decker Then Buy Roses

The Doucet Droppers

Dr. Quinn, Shitty Player

Go (Nick) Folk Yourself

The Golden Taints

Gould Jerry, Gould!

The Ingram Toenails

Killah Cam’s Newtons

Luck If Ya Buck

Mason Crosbys Kids

Me? I’m Just Schilens

The McCluster Fucks

Pause, No Romo

The Prater Haters

Sidney’s Rice N Beans

Smacking Ms. Bryant

True Britt

U Saw My Team & Rasharded

Ur Jahvid Best Isn’t Good Enuff

We Never LaFell Off

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scottmanilla 5pts

I am the Great CornJulio

swagmuffin 5pts 1 Like

Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe

 

CollegeWolf 5pts

 @swagmuffin I think that's my all-time favorite team name.

JasonPerreault 5pts

Suh Girls One Cup!

Smeers012 5pts

Green Eggs and Cam (AJ Green and Cam Newton)

scottmanilla 5pts

or, "I do not like green-ellis and ham"

smithcorya 5pts

Big Swawrtz w/ a Golden Taint

Tyler 5pts

Jaquizz in my pants!

troutdawg1101 5pts

Romo Witten his pants

PJD 5pts 1 Like

I've come to like the team name "Percy Whipped"

scottmanilla 5pts

It's not delivery, it's DeSeano

buckeye_gal4 5pts

somewhere over dwayne bowe

skittles...taste dwayne bowe

Of Rice and Men

drummer412 5pts

Ain't Newton But A G Thang

fantasy_occhs68 moderator 5pts

if possible, you should add romo-sexual tendencies to the list

Starbonell moderator 5pts

 @fantasy_occhs68 Nah, seen too many romosexual team names already. has to be original!

drummer412 5pts

My Cock Fitzgerald's Ass

Starbonell moderator 5pts 1 Like

 @drummer412 Nice! You made the list

drummer412 5pts

@Starbonell My mom will be so proud!

CollegeWolf 5pts

Hahaha! Shorter, but quality-wise I think better than the baseball list.

Starbonell moderator 5pts

 @CollegeWolf Word up thanks!