Mason Crosby: Heavily drafted, rarely worth the price
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings (with 0.5 points-per-reception).

The numbers are in, and our defensive recommendations would’ve ranked 11th overall in fantasy points-per-game among all defenses. While our kickers finished a disappointing 13th, they still helped pushed forth the theory that playing the waiver wire made more sense than sticking with your kicker all year. 

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He’s about to shit the bed
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings (with 0.5 points-per-reception).

No need to waste your time with an introduction. There are championship games to be won. 

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This Christian will go through hell on Sunday
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings (with 0.5 points-per-reception).

Our kickers and defenses both put in work last week, so there’s no reason for you to stray from Dudley Do Work with the fantasy title within reach. Open wide, because you’re about to take some “Stream Pies” to the grill.

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Start the Rams for Fitz 'N Giggles
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings (with 0.5 points-per-reception).

Not a great day for our defenses last week. The Kansas City Chiefs played the game of their lives following a double-merk, while the Browns (although solid defensively) failed to generate many sacks or turnovers. Fortunately, we have an ass-ton of defensive recommendations, ready to do serious work. Let’s get it.

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The season is winding down faster and quicker than we realized. Many fantasy leagues have already started fantasy playoffs and at least half of the teams out there will be playing in consolation round match ups more pointless than this past week's Monday night game. Hopefully, digging into the depth charts and becoming a waiver wire slut has led you to the playoffs. Just like any NFL or indoor semi-professional lacrosse team, the one and only goal is to get to the playoffs, because anything can happen.

Seeing that this will be the final article of the season, I thought it would be wise to take a look back at how we have done this year.

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Turns more balls over than a meatball line chef
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings (with 0.5 points-per-reception).

Hope you haven’t had breakfast yet, because your boy Captain Crunch Time is ready to serve up a whole mess of clutch. Our sole defensive recommendation last week (the Cleveland Browns) collected eight turnovers and cruised to a dominant fantasy day. This week, we have a pair of waiver-wire DEFs and a trio of kickers to help eek out those precious extra points you need to solidify a dub.

You’re probably saying, “Starbonell, you’ve helped me all year and are about to put me in the playoffs. There has to be something I can do to thank you for essentially carrying my squad.” Well, you don’t have to do anything for me, but seeing as how I’m in the holiday spirit, I would instead ask that you all donate a little something to the Sons of Roto-sponsored charity, US. 

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The Browns should smack this Batch up
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings.

These next two weeks are critical, but loyal “Stream Pies” readers know that the kid comes up big when needed most. Unless you are rocking the Chicago Bears defense, this is not the team to be showing loyalty to your DEF and kickers. You have to maximize the shit out of every position on your starting lineup. So grab the lube and a pack of rubbers, because we’re about to go in real deep with some ill recommendations.

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The annual Turkey Football marathon is upon us ladies and germs. Those three games all have a bit of intrigue associated with them. There will be fantasy points on every single team in every single league. And if you have players from the Patriots, Cowboys, or Texans, you might be halfway to the century mark by the time the turkey and pumpkin pie is digested.

There are some interesting injuries out there and you can only imagine they will continue as “Concussion Bowl” 2012 makes its way into December. I truly believe handcuffing your money players right now is without a doubt the best moves you can do if you have a solid grasp on getting into the playoffs. If you listen to Papa Matt, you will be in a situation to do so. 

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What's That On Your Foot? An Ingram Toenail?
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Take a deep breath in and exhale before the next sentence. Ok, here it goes. There are only four weeks left in the fantasy regular season. You can do one of two things: do nothing and sit there dazed and confused in mid-December, or go into Drew Brees mode right now. I have thus officially changed all trademarks and copyrights of Beast Mode to “Brees Mode.”  It's not like the Mayor of the Superdome is putting up significantly better fantasy numbers, but the Saints are getting the dubs and getting them in a hurry.

Are the Saints a playoff team? Which borderline teams in your league will make the playoffs? These are all questions we would like the answer to. 

The NFL is a complicated, confusing, mysterious, yet enjoyable ride. And so is my... knowledge... guiding you to the fantasy playoffs. Buckle up sweetie, we're going for a ride.

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Even Shane Douglas thinks the “Sanchize” is a fraud
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings.

Though “NFL Real Talk” has come to a close, “Stream Pies” will be here providing advice all the way through the Week 16 championships. So grab a stool and try to find room on my back, because I’m carrying mu’fuckas to glory. 

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