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     Decker? I Hardly Know Her

          Wed, Sept. 21st 7:30 PM C

      Eric Decker, Denarius Moore and much more

                  with featured guest: MDS

His play through two weeks ain't Fitz and Giggles
Photo Credit: Ed Yourdon

Hello everybody and welcome to the inaugural edition of the Canadian Wrap-up. Each week, we’ll be highlighting the most important fantasy stories. Week Two brought us many surprises, some good, and some downright devastating. Let’s jump right into the action... after the jump:

The concessions at Ralph Wilson Stadium could use an overhaul
Photo Credit: Chimpanz APe

At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEF teams who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). Below our recommendations are last week’s and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings.

Welcome to the fantasy football debut of “Stream Pies.” Because this version of “Stream Pies” covers a whole lotta ground, we got two MCs spitting on it. From this point forward, your kicker recommendations will be handled by Andrew Holm while DEFs will be done by your boy Big Poppa Pockets. Every week the three of us will provide stream options and keep track of our success rate. Hmm, fantasy making themselves accountable for their advice. Funny notion, ain’t it?

The main reason this weekly post is being featured here on SoR is because we believe every American is entitled to the right to “stream.” You know that dumbass who takes a DEF in the 12th round of your league without fail? That’s the dude we don’t want reading this.

No, this article is for the lot of ya who have no desire to waste a high pick or serious auction dollars on a DEF or K. You can do just as well starting a bunch of options off the waiver wire, and we’re here to prove that.

We’re not asking that you believe everything we say. All we’re asking is that you give us full and unquestioned control of your Ks and DEFs. Just do that, and you won’t be a child molester. You’re not a child molester... are you?

More after the jump:

He’s about to pinch off a Big Ben.
Photo Credit: Steel City Hobbies

What is NFL Real Talk? It’s only the greatest thing you have ever read. Imagine a room with two hot chicks? Got that image in your head? Okay, now pretend another hot chick has just entered the room. Alright, are you ready to have your mind blown? Imagine ANOTHER hot chick has just moseyed into the room, and she’s carrying a case of your favorite beer!

That’s NFL Real Talk.

More after the jump:

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                 Killah Cam

            Wednesday, 7:30 PM Central

 Microphone check: Week One, Week Two

Take a stroll down Henne Lane
Photo Credit: Ed Yourdon

Here we go again! Before we go into who my under-owned pickups are for week 2, let’s take a look at how my predictions did last week. Points are based on standard ESPN non-PPR league.

Quarterbacks From Week One
Ryan Fitzpatrick (BUF) - 17-25 passing, 208 passing yards, 4 touchdowns, no INTs, 24 fantasy points
Matt Hasselbeck (TEN) - 21-34 passing, 263 passing yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 INT, 16 fantasy points
Chad Henne (MIA) – 30-49 passing, 416 passing yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 INT, 59 yards rushing, 1 rushing touchdown, 33 fantasy points
We did very well at the quarterback position this week from a fantasy perspective. Even though only one of my choices at QB actually won their game (Fitzpatrick), all three did a great job in fantasyland. The big winner from this group is obviously Henne, who had the second most fantasy points of any quarterback this week losing out only to Tom Brady. Showing a surprising ability to get outside the pocket and make plays with his feet didn’t hurt either. Fitzpatrick was also a fantasy star this weekend, throwing four touchdown passes and not throwing an interception in a huge upset win over the Chiefs in KC. Hasselbeck was not spectacular, but he did well enough to prove he is more than capable of a spot start in fantasy leagues during a bye week.

Find out how we did in other predictions and discover which other sleepers are worth gambling on this week after the jump:

Though he looks like Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Danny Amendola is no scoundrel.
Photo Credit: Jeffrey Beall 

It excites me to be joining the team at Sons of Roto! First off, I would like to take a moment to officially introduce myself to you readers. My name is Jesse and I am from Washington State (not DC). I am currently enrolled at Central Washington University and am competing in collegiate Track & Field. Sports are my passion and I hope I can be a positive addition to this website. Okay, enough of that crap. Let’s get started on what we really came here to do. I know many of you have already drafted, so I am here to give you some under-owned skill position players at each position that should be picked up in more leagues. Percentage owned based on ESPN leagues.

More after the jump:

Starks and Recreation
Photo Credit: Gabriel Cervantes

On the heels of a report that both Ryan Grant and James Starks will “get an equal amount of rushing attempts Thursday night against New Orleans,” it became evident that your boy had to put out a “Beef: The Series” concerning the supposed RB committee in Green Bay.

Hope you haven’t eaten yet, because you’re about to get your face filled with a whole mess of “Beef.”

More after the jump:

...Unfortunately for you the best backup I ever had was Todd Helton"
Photo Credit: Ian Ransley Design + Illustration

The rumor mills are swirling out of control in regards to Peyton Manning and I’m compelled to post something and aid my loyal readers (both of you). Will he play Week 1? Will he miss one or two games, four or five games, perhaps even more? Does he need additional neck surgery, putting his season in jeopardy? Can his tears cure cancer and his smile end world hunger? The fact of the matter is that none of us know exactly when Manning will return because both Manning and the Colts are very secretive with injury information. It’s a pain in the ass for the fantasy community, but in reality it’s smart for the Colts to remained tight-lipped and keep the opposition in the dark. With little incentive for the Colts to keep us all informed on the specifics of Manning’s condition, what actionable information can we take from all the rumors? Well readers, that’s where I come in. Let’s try to shed some light on this cloudy situation.

Be sure to circle Robert Meachem's name on your cheat sheets
Photo Credit: vamostigres

SoR composite rankings, meet average draft position data. We're comparing the two sets of data and declaring fourteen wide receivers to be under or overvalued. With this position being as deep as it is we'll cover the more well known names now. We'll get to the late round flier picks another time. Let's go.