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Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names 2013
Finding the right team name can you make you as happy as this guy
Photo Credit: Koshyk
Yes, an R.A. Dickey based team name is too easy. Why of course, Call Me Maybin is an incredibly wack team name.
Let’s face it, really hilarious fantasy baseball team names are difficult to come up with. So rather than waste precious time trying to come up with names yourself, why not let your boy Dudley Do Work do it for you? Below are the best fantasy baseball team names for the 2013 season. They are also the funniest fantasy baseball team names of the 2013 season. How do I know they’re the best and the funniest? Simple, because the phrases “best fantasy baseball team names” and “funniest fantasy baseball team names” generate a shit-ton of hits on search engines. That may not have answered the question, but it didn’t need to. You’re here now. So join the Sons of Roto revolution and experience another Starbonell hand-crafted team names collection (with a couple of MDS gems sprinkled in).
As always, these names are 100% original and did not come from any other sources. There are no lazy team names or corny-ass puns chilling on this list. We don’t believe in filling in our list with mediocre names just to flesh it out. Nope. Just pure, unadulterated genius. As usual, we are welcome to any suggestions from readers. Be warned though: only the best reader recommendations will grace this list (with credit included).
Get a condom on that brain of yours, because your mind is about to be blown.
More after the jump:
Offensive Team Names
An 8-ball of Phil Coke
A-Ramming Pujols
Da Scott Downs Syndrome
The Dempster Babies
Eaton Mad Pussy
Fister Good Night
German Scherzer Video
Go Ahead & Pettitte
Hands Off My Niese
If She Cheats, Kottaras
Kristopher Negron? Please
Lonnie’s Chins ‘N Balls
Schaefer Vag
Stick It In Her Buchholz
Suck My Mar-cock-is
Ur Mom Likes It Ruf
Advanced Stat Team Names
ISO Horny
It’s Like wOBA
The K/9 Unit
WAR Children
Player-Based Team Names
The A.J. Griffin Show
The Ben Zobriety Test
Bloody Pollocks
Butt ‘Thole Surfers
Case of ‘Ells Palsy
The Constant Gardner
The Denard Dogs
Desmonds Are Forever
The Devil Drafts Prado
Duensing Checks In
Divide and Conger
The Domonic Spirits
Don’t Beavan Go There
Fatherless Bastardos
Getcha Brox Off
Go in, WEI-Yin
Gordon Swollenfoot
The Hardy Hars
Having a Grandal Time
Huffing Ethier
I Ain’t Neva Laird
I Like Big Butlers
I Prefer a Furbush
I Wainwright, U Wainwrong
Jhonny’s Mom Can’t Spell
J.P. Howell Movements
Just Duda Math
Kimbrel Slice
Lawrie and Order
Like, Totally Fiers
Little Starlings
The Matt Harvey Show
Me, No Darv. Yu? Darvish
Midnight Ride of Ben Revere
Minor Consumption
The Newborn Infantes
Never Beg For Headley
No Speak-a Janish
Not Quite Jan, Janish
The Pagan Angels
Pastornicky’s Sticky-icky
Profar, So Good
Rizzo the Rat's Pack
Sporting Hammel-toe
Ur Chone Finished
Victorino Mackey
The Votto Locos
Want 2 Touch the Heisey
We Shin-Soo True
Whoa (Dylan) Bundy!
Yes We McCann!
Youk’ ‘N Rally
Zambrano’s Zambronos
@Cheeks15 LOL, that's funny but WAY too obsure. I think more people remember this wrestling reference than they know who Dillon Gee is.
