The Cheeks Weather Report (6/2/11)

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None of the seven games on Thursday's schedule have any potential major weather problems. I think it was destiny striking as this lack of rain in the forecast gives me times to get back to the important Chyna Porno news that my updates are known for. I broke the news of the Backdoor to Chyna video a couple days back, and now we have proof. Obviously, this link is not work-safe and shouldn't be viewed by anyone under 18 years of age. Honestly it probably shouldn't be viewed by anyone, but it is my responsibility as both an accredited Weatherologist, and respected journalist to provide the news. What you do with this news is up to you. Discretion advised.