The 2011 Designated Hitter Rankings and Projections are here! All two of them. It's the Battle of the Bulging Bellies. "Huge Hafner" vs "Big Sloppy". It's the guy named after the aging playboy millionaire and the guy whose age is undetermined. Make the jump for your 2011 DH Rankings and Projections to make fun of David Ortiz in the comments section.

Andrew Dice-K: Live
Monday, Jan. 31st 9:00 AM Cental
w/ special guest Chris Carbonell (Beefin')

Update: the show was rescheduled for Monday morn

At long last, the 2011 OF Rankings and Projections are here. There are 100 Outfielders included, but Desmond Jennings didn't make the cut. Tampa will not promote him. Ever. Give up all hope. There's also bad news for lovers of Jayson Werth; your boy is overrated. There is good news; however, a comment section awaits your disapproval. Make the jump for your 2011 Outfield rankings and projections.

A Toronto speedster must take action when he finds himself trapped on First Base

As of this moment, Rajai Davis is the 56th Outfielder off the board in drafts at MockDraftCentral.com. We're talking about an Average Draft Position of 294 (Round 25). He just happens to be my 21st ranked Outfielder (rankings and projections should be out late Tuesday). The love child of Jacoby Ellsbury and Juan Pierre is poised to produce huge profits for anyone who is lucky enough to grab him at his ADP. Make the jump for more on the man who will stop AL East terrorists dead in their tracks.

Jayson Werth was just paid big money by Washington and he's been all over the news because of that contract. Maybe the absurd amount of money he received has taken attention away from the fact that he is leaving a hitter's park and a choice lineup for browner pastures in Washington. Make the jump to see why I am hating on the bearded, limp wristed, overrated Outfielder that is Jayson Werth.

Welcome to Bizarre Dudes with your host Ryan Zimmerman. Today, we travel to the Third Base position and subject our fantasy palates to strange and wonderful stats like David Wright's K%, Evan Longoria's HR/FB%, Adrian Beltre's BABIP, Aramis Ramirez' Fly Ball% and Jose Bautista's everything. It's a fickle position with few players who can be relied upon with confidence. Make the jump for your 2011 Third Base Rankings and Projections.

The 2011 2B Rankings and Projections have been updated. Maicer Izturis is out. Alberto Callaspo, Ryan Raburn, Jed Lowrie, Jayson Nix, Reid Brignac and Clint Barmes are in. Obviously these guys are penciled in at a different position and I neglected to check their eligibility (Yahoo! style) before posting the 2B projections. I wanted to rank Ryan Raburn ahead of Kelly Johnson, but I chickened out.

The First Base rankings and projections are out. The First Base podcast is available for all. Now, it's time for some random notes! Make the jump for some delightful reading.

It's Hanley Ramirez time! Hanley does it all, he hits for AVG, power and steals bases. The only way he could be any greater would be if Manny Ramirez signed with the Marlins and they formed a Manley Ramirez tag team. I should probably mention there are 35 other Shortstops in the league, but they aren't worth the time. It's all about Hanley. After the jump, your rankings and projections for the Shortstop position. Warning: Reid Brignac supporters are not going to like what they see.

Andrew Dice-K: Live
with guest Chris Carbonell (Beefin')
Saturday, Jan. 15th 1:30 PM C