Easy now. I would never, ever, use the word "boner" in a playful or sinister manner. A "boner" is clearly defined as a a foolish and obvious blunder. A stupid mistake, an error, a gaffe. I know what you were thinking, don't play coy with me. Frankly, I'm offended. What I'm referring to here is Papelbon's intention of throwing his Slider as often as his Split-Fingered Fastball [WEEI]. We'll get to why this will be a mistake, after the jump.

We're doing a little recreational fishing here at MillionDollarSleeper.com. Today, we're ignoring the trophy fish that bedazzle the fans of Kent Hrbek's outdoors show, we want those rough, ugly fish; the fish that are fun to reel in. Round 25 and beyond, no one who goes before our 288 ADP cut-off. We're trolling for First Basemen and we don't have much for bait. Grab one of those nasty hot dogs and a piece of corn, we're fishing for bottom-feeders. Make the jump for the underrated few who the public largely (and mistakenly) ignore.

We're doing a little recreational fishing here at MillionDollarSleeper.com. Today, we're ignoring the trophy fish that adorn the walls of Babe Winkleman's log cabin, we want those rough, ugly fish; the fish that are fun to reel in. Round 25 and beyond, no one who goes before our 288 ADP cut-off. We're angling for Catchers and we don't have much for bait. Grab some of that rotten bologna and a piece of corn, we're fishing for bottom-feeders. Make the jump for the underrated few who the public largely (and mistakenly) ignore.

Welcome to the Closer (Insert Play on Words) blog post, where we throw up the middle finger to all blogs who try to be witty with their Closer titles. That includes myself for referencing that terrible "Closing Time" song a week ago. Fuck you MDS! OK, here's a question for you. If Mariano Rivera and Joakim Soria were on a plane, would they be able to hijack that sucker with their Cutters? Too early for a 9/11 joke? Bad taste? C'mon. We're talking about the most overrated and volatile position in fantasy baseball. We have to put up a wall of hostility to guard ourselves against these heartbreakers. You can't blame me, I drafted Trevor Hoffman and Chad Qualls last season. Make the jump for plenty of Closer hate with a little love towards the end.

"Yo MDS, if you extrapolate my 15 HR in September, I'll hit 90 HR in 2011!"

The Top 100 overall fantasy baseballers have finally arrived, complete with old school notes. The ranks have been adjusted since I released my Top 300 for the Draft Guide. My ranks change on a daily basis, you'll just have to get used to it. They are Closer-free because I'm not chasing Saves before Round 10. Make the jump for the Top 100 Corporate Ladder.

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The 2011 Outfield Rankings and Projections have been updated. Sad news for those who wear CarGo pants, Ryan Braun took over as king of the Outfield. Ron Roenicke's run happy ways have given Braun the edge over Carlos Gonzalez. We had a lot of movement, some updated projections, a few added players (Vladi, Fukudome, Gomes, Bourjos, Belt, Bernadina, Cust), but one thing remained the same; Jay Gibbons is the worst Outfielder you could possibly draft. Of all the updated rankings and projections, the Outfield experienced the most change.

Your 2011 Fantasy Baseball Draft Guide is now live. There's plenty of content available now, but more will be streaming in as time passes. Doesn't Mat Latos look great as our camouflaged poster boy?

The least valuable and reliable position in all of fantasy baseball, the Closer. That is to say outside of leagues that reward style points. The mustaches are the best among the Relievers. These rankings are comprised using player projections, injury status/history and job security. Our number one Closer was almost a Starting Pitcher this season. Neftali Feliz and the rest of our furlipped heroes are after the jump.

Corporate Ladder: Top 100 Starting Pitchers. It's roto season here at MDS headquarters. The rankings are now geared for Yahoo! style rostisserie settings (Innings cap). Strikeouts per Nine essentially replace Strikeouts. Use the metric scoring if you're ranking for head-to-head or roto formats where Innings Pitched are not capped. After the jump, your Top 100 Starting Pitchers.