It's time to check in on the peasant workers of the league and those trouble making, late-inning relievers; the Ugueth Urbina Pen Pals. We didn't have a single blown save today. I'd be disappointed if we didn't have a Bum fight scheduled after the jump. A Mad Bum fight on top of it. That should Garner some attention. Be sure to bring your machete and gas can, the crowds can get rowdy in the bay area.

It's time to check in on the peasant workers of the league and those trouble making, late-inning relievers; the Ugueth Urbina Pen Pals. Chris Perez and Craig Kimbrel were convicting of blowing saves tonight, a first offense for each. They got off easy this time. Let's see what else we can dig up from the lesser owned players of the league, meet me after the jump.

It's time to check in on the peasant workers of the league and those trouble making, late inning relievers; the Ugueth Urbina Pen Pals. I'd introduce what we're about to get into, but I already forgot what I wrote. It's 4/20 and my short term memory is that bad. Meet me after the jump B and we'll go through this together.

"Yo MDS, is that Susan Sarandon with the flip cam? Oh yeah baby!"

The Dodgers '10 minor league player of the year made his MLB debut today, going 1 for 3 with a double in his first at bat (against Tim Hudson). Jerry Sands had everyone excited today. Only the worldwide disdain for James Loney was enough to battle the crowd's enthusiasm. Loney successfully halted the cheers, generated by Sands' double, by stopping at third base. Those cheers turned to moans, behold the only true power James Loney possesses. Enough of Loney, I'm sick of him. You go left and I'll go right, we'll meet up after the jump to discuss Sands from a scouting and statistical viewpoint.

"Yo MDS, some people say my chinstache is scarier than my fastball."

It's time to check in on the peasant workers of the league and those trouble making, late-inning relievers; the Ugueth Urbina Pen Pals. Ryan Franklin was at it again. This time he blew the save and took the loss without recording an out. The stakes have been raised, we'll see how Brian Fuentes responds. You know what time it is, grab your machete and meet me after the jump.

It's time to check in on the peasant workers of the league and those trouble making, late inning relievers; the Ugueth Urbina Pen Pals. Newly signed Brian Fuentes put on a show for us tonight. It was a two-part act and neither were pretty. We have plenty of mischief to investigate, grab the machete and meet me on the other side.

It's time to check in on the peasant workers of the league and those trouble making, late inning relievers. We have plenty of mischief to investigate, even on the off day, so grab your machete and gasoline can and meet me after the jump.

"Yo MDS, check out the tats bro."

I (MDS) want to feel sorry for all the Josh Hamilton owners out there in fantasy land, but I can't. I can't get fooled again. You know who else can't get fooled again?  "Donny Pump". Our resident physician physical therapist called the Cardinals' bluff on Adam Wainwright and now he's here to share his medical opinion (thanks Donny!) on Hamilton's fractured hambone. An interesting read, I must say, after the jump.

"Yo MDS, more people should give themselves a Dutch Oven!"

Round Two of the Liability of Waiver post. This time we're dealing with Starting Pitchers and a few Relievers. We have rookies, the underappreciated, comeback attempts and then there is R.A. Dickey. He snuck in somehow. Security was breached, Virgil isn't the bodyguard I pay him to be. While I check into that, you check into some Pitchers who are available in 50% or more of Yahoo! leagues.

"Yo MDS, who does this kid think he is? He ain't no Jon Jay!

Here is Tony telling Colby to work on his baseball fundamentals, which includes: growing gray hairs, blowing out 35 candles on your birthday cake, playing for five different teams in seven years and using Ben-Gay.