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Others claim to have the “best” team names, but we all know that no one beats the Sons of Roto collection of fantasy team names. At other web sites, you find recycled, unoriginal, PG-style team names that fail to get the job done. You need a horrible, hilarious team name that shows off your “competitive asshole” side.
If you are looking for offensively delightful team names that will make you the envy of your league, you’ve come to the right place. These are my babies. These are 100% homegrown team names concocted by yours truly. However, if a reader or commenter has a suggestion that I deem worthy of addition, I’ll include it with the rest of these gems. Send an e-mail to
if you have any suggestions. And yes, feel free to get weird.
Have at it hooligans: