Don't Forsett About Me
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First off I would like to say that Andrew Luck should now be considered a running back in standard fantasy leagues. Now that the elephant is out of the room, we can progress with our fantasy football lives. Eli Manning gets shit done and not a single TE this year has been “great.” Frustration continues on the whole FFB frontier, but think to yourself guys... "If I have a sub-.500 record in all twelve of my fantasy leagues, maybe I'm actually not good at this thing." Nope. It's all Matthew Stafford's fault and he will “turn it around” (cue chuckles from the Seattle defense).

Bye weeks have arrived and reared their ugly face for all to see. Even Cam Newton's horrific post-game sweater attire cannot fight the plague that sweeps through the fantasy football world towards the conclusion of each and every October. The crucial bye weeks fall around the end of October and, to be honest, they are just like Halloween: an event we can obviously and clearly see in the future, yet something we choose to do nothing about. Do we go grab Jeremy Kerley in Week Three before he is snatched up by the masses so we can just have him on the bench for weeks like this? Do we try to go all out this year and go for a group costume that is sure-fired to get us all some pussy on the night of the hallow? Nope. We instead rely on the talents of washed up DeAngelo Williams and resort to throwing together the “I'll-dress-like-a-Mormon” outfit for the fourth year in a row. Bye weeks are here, but pumpkin night still is over a week away. Things to do this week: Listen to Matt and go get your swag ready for the weekend. Here we go people!

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Tom Brady and co. should eat up the Jets
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As per request, we here at Sons of Roto have implemented a dime system for your wagering plays. The dime scale ranges from five dimes to 100 dimes. For example, a bettor with a $50 minimum and $1,000 max will bet $100 on a 10 dime play, $500 on a 50 dime play, and a $1,000 on a 100 dime play. According to your bankroll, which naturally involves your minimum and maximum wagers, you should be able to gauge what to bet with regards to our dime play system. Thus far I, Luke Ryan, have delivered four out of six winning weeks, +$319 dollars or 31.9 dimes to a bettor with a $50 minimum and $1,000 max. This week, I am releasing our largest play of the season. Stay tuned for my biggest release of the season after the jump.

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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings.

We’re pretty much at the halfway mark of the fantasy football regular season, and if you haven’t hopped on the “Stream Pies” train yet, you best get on it now. Our DEF recommendations did work in Week Six, averaging 12 points between the three picks. The Browns in particular redeemed your boy after sucking back in Week Five. The kickers? They stay averaging double-digit points on the season.

Go ahead and keep sticking with those underwhelming week-to-week kickers and DEFs if you like. Matter of fact, track how your kicker and DEF are doing compared to mine. Do that for a couple of weeks and you’ll be following my words like a cursor.

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Even Pinocchio loves Woodhead
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December 21st, 2012. The day the world will end. False. It could very well be sometime this coming week if the cities of San Diego and Philadelphia unite. Hell froze over for Phillip Rivers on Monday night. The NFL seems to be a crazy, mixed up, confusing, but ultimately satisfying orgasm of sports for a five month period.

We are getting closer and closer to the half way portion of the season and we are getting further and further from figuring anything relevant out about football. Has the Discount Double Check woken up the boys and will they lose again this season? Is Robert Griffin III this year's Cam Newton? Is Atlanta the worst 6-0 team in the league's history? Where oh where does Stuart Scott shop for his ties?

If your a frequent visitor to Depth Chart Digging, you can damn well admit that we have dished out some solid advice this year (see: Joique Bell, Shaun Draughn, Brandon Stokley and Andre Roberts). Each week may not throw out gems, but stay consistent and ride this horse all season and you will win championships. Follow me!

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...sucks
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Josh Gordon led off the new and improved “NFL Real Talk” last week, and he proceeded to kill it in Week Six (three catches, 99 yards, TD). It’s a sign that I must continue with the format we used in our last episode, with the ultimate goal being that “NFL Real Talk” becomes the most useful fantasy football article on the ‘net. It honestly shouldn’t be that hard. After all, Sons of Roto only caters to competitive owners who don’t need someone to tell them that you should pick up Felix Jones this week. Nah son. We’re the Josh Gordon gloaters, the Randall Cobb crowers, and the Kyle Rudolph rabble-rousers. In other words, the idea is not to tell you what you already know, but rather point out shit that is actually useful and advantageous. We’re nice like that.

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Last week we took it on the chin for the first time all season. But rest assured, no one wants to make that money back for you more than I do. I believe in full disclosure so I think it’s in your best interest to know that I play every game I release. I’m of the opinion that it’s not fair if I’m not going to war with the very people playing my picks, so I’m feeling last week’s losses just as much as you are. Trust me. That said, we’re still above .500 in the record department(6-5-1) and are still in the green in winnings (+184 dollars). If it weren’t for Robert Griffin III getting knocked out and Joe McKnight returning a kickoff 103 yards to the house last weekend, we in all likelihood go 3-1 in Week Five. Either way, you can’t change the past, you can only hope to affect the future. So let me put the salesman talk aside, cut the jokes which curry my editor’s favor, and pick you some winners like I did the first three weeks.

My picks after the jump:

Even Tim Tebow looks down on Brady Quinn’s QB skills
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At “Stream Pies,” we are serving up gooey loads of knowledge. Here, we’ll provide invaluable streaming advice on kickers and DEFs who are owned in less than 30-percent of Yahoo! leagues. We list the options in order of best option to “least-best” option (with the strongest recommendations starting at the top). We also include last week’s suggestions and full season results. Points are based on default Yahoo! settings.

Alright, the Browns sucked last week. To be fair, there was slim pickings on the waiver wire with defenses last week, and at least their two turnovers kept them from negative points. The good news is that I’m great, and I have three DEFs on tap to help put our points-per-recommendation on the right track.

The kickers? Business as usual. Still averaging double-digit points per recommendation. Still making it unnecessary to hold onto Mason “Shank” Crosby.

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In Case you didn't know...
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Even if you own the waiver-wire, there is little to do for having a weak draft.  I'm sick of struggling in leagues and praying for a sudden epiphany-ridden performance by a third string receiver playing against the Bills D. Who, by the way, were absolutely embarrassed by Alex Smith. Buffalo's defense is like my roommate's sister: go deep early and often, and you can score at ease whenever you want.

Seeing the Big Cheese off to a 2-3 start brings a smile to my face. Not a Yankees-losing-in-the-playoffs full grin, but a smile nonetheless. They are not great.  Are they good? Sure. Who isn't? You could make a case that Brandon Weeden and the DogPound could keep up with the Pack right now. I'm not buying too much into their fantasy value either. Discount Double Check is not exploding into double digits at the ease Ryan Fitzpatrick is. Still roll with him, but beware of any other player. By the way, whoever can name the pizza shop Alex Green (Green Bay's Week Six starting RB) worked at two weeks ago wins a pair of Herm Edwards' sexy, sultry socks.

Everybody get to your phones, e-mail and carrier pigeons. Hunt down the beat-writer for the Arizona Cardinals and tell him to start reading these articles if he wants to succeed in life. Not only did we buy into the Cardinals early, we also suggested Alfonso Smith. If you picked him up last week you could be staring down the single greatest pick-up this season will have to offer. Get him now if you still got the chance. But more importantly, do everything and anything I am about to say without even thinking.

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We’re flipping the script here on NFL Real Talk. In years past, I end up growing tired with this piece since I repeat myself more than I want to. Plus, by Week Five, all the really competitive owners roster most of the dudes we mention here (except for the deep sleepers, and we have a good one after the jump). So the time has come for a format shift.

We’ll still bring you paragraph-style insight when it’s worth writing about, but we’re also bringing some other goodies into the mix. Read on, my legions, to see what you’ll be perusing every week. Your boy Dudley Do Work is rejuvenated and, like a gang bang on Kate Upton, you won’t want to be left out.

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I’m 5-2-1. And I stand by my record like Georgy Clooney stands by his women. Basically, what I’m saying is… I’ll stand by my record until it stops looking good on my shoulder. Anyway, last week I went 0-1 conceding my first losing week. Granted I only lost one game (because I only took one game), but nonetheless having a losing week is humbling. Sports enthusiast, friend and life scholar Joey T had this to say: “Luke, we (men and women alike) exhibit great pride before we fall.” Well, boys and girls… Joey T couldn’t have been more right. After displaying much hubris, big guns upstairs fired off and put one right through my chest. Now it’s on me to go and totally redeem myself. If you’ve been betting with me you’re still up $754, so let’s take that pocket change and make some more money. If you want to pass on my picks I have this to say to you: the only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks and I don’t see a number on your back. So, pick up the phone, call your bookie, log onto your sports gambling site, or fly to Vegas because we’re about to make some money.

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