Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out.

Written by Andrew on .

If you follow Liriano, you should be prepared to lose your mind.

It wasn't long ago when groups of people flocked to the performances of Francisco. In 2006 Francisco Liriano was an artist; his arm a brush, the strike zone his canvas. Liriano was so spectacular a grass roots counterculture developed in the land of 10,000 lakes. Whether it was the drugs or not, we had forgotten about the best pitcher in baseball (Santana). Later the world would forget about Johan, but it wasn't because of the shadow cast from Liriano's immensity, as the Cisco Kid would be taken out by the man (Tommy John). We turned on, we tuned in and six years later the fantasy baseball community has dropped out of the Franscico Liriano market. This is a mistake. As wild as he is, we can gain from Liriano. Expand your horizon with us after the jump.

Fantasy Basketball: Week Four Recap

Written by Sweet Potato Fries on .

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Photo Credit: Keith Allison

What's up ladies? Well another week has passed and because of the Kobe System, I have achieved all of my dreams! The Weekly Rundown is still being molded based on your recommendations, so please be vocal. I love this shit, so let’s get some conversation brewing in the comments and feel free to ask about any potential trade offers or add/drops you have brewing.

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Tiers, Not Fears: Catchers

Written by Starbonell on .

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Things are looking up for Carlos Santana
Photo Credit: SD Dirk

"After laughter, comes tiers"- Wu Tang Clan, "Tierz"

Even Shaolin's Finest understood the power of tiers. So it's only right that we kick off the Sons of Roto 2012 Fantasy Baseball Draft Kit with a run down of the top 45 catchers in fantasy baseball, tier-by-tier.

Why 45? It's a nod to the Wu Tang Clan's "Enter the 36 Chambers." Confused? You should be. Only real hip-hop fans like myself know that there were nine extra chambers that couldn't be mentioned on the album because they were so deadly.

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Fantasy Basketball Top 100 Players

Written by Andrew on .

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Photo Credit: David Jones

The Top 100 fantasy basketball players have been updated by Keith Petrower. There's been plenty of changes since the preseason player rankings were posted. Bare witness to the rebirth of cool; Slick Rick E. Rubio has a story to tell. Check out how high Keith has Ricky ranked; and all the other Top 100 Players after the jump.

For Those About to Draft, We Salute Yu

Written by Andrew on .

This guy is filthy, but he's no Dice man.

It's feel a little strange to salute a man of half-Iran, half-Japanese descent. Aside from the momentary feeling of tribalism and the nuisance of not being about to draft John Rocker, all systems are go for the latest import from the Far East. The scouts love him, the numbers are superb, but the masses are still baffled by Dice K's gyro-ball. One man's ignorance is a million dollar man's profit. Let's do the impossible; let's project the unknown. Today's forecast: sunny with a chance of 185 Ks.

Fantasy Basketball: Week Three Recap

Written by Sweet Potato Fries on .

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Photo Credit: Keith Allison

What's up ladies? Well another week has passed and because of the Kobe System, I have achieved all of my dreams! The Weekly Recaps are still being molded based on your recommendations, so please be vocal. I love this shit so let’s get some conversation brewing in the comments and feel free to ask about any potential trade offers or add/drops you have brewing.

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Homeless Heroes

Written by Starbonell on .

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Photo Credit: meddygarnet

Think your neighbor who was fired from his job and had his house foreclosed on is in bad shape? Well some baseball players making as little as $414,000.00 don't even have a home... on a major league starting lineup. That's right. Think about that before you get all "Wah, times are tough for me in this economy." Fortunately, there may be hope for some of these unfortunate souls.

Below is a list of players who don't quite have an everyday role carved out, but who could very well develop into "Homeless Heroes." Let's hope life gets a little easier for these suffering individuals. More after the jump:

Eric Hosmer: Not That Nice

Written by Starbonell on .

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Photo Credit: Keith Allison

We already went into great detail about why Adrian Gonzalez is an overrated fantasy option, but your boy Dudley Do Work isn't done shitting on overvalued 1Bs. The next player locked into the crosshairs? The Wizard of Hos' himself: Eric Hosmer. Find out what makes Hosmer a player to avoid in drafts/auctions after the jump:

Verlander Can't Turn Left

Written by Andrew on .

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That's no Blue Steel.
Photo Credit: Keith Allison, Flickr

Courtesy of MockDraftCentral.com...

1 Matt Kemp
2 Albert Pujols
3 Miguel Cabrera
4 Jose Bautista
5 Troy Tulowitzki
6 Justin Verlander

Possible names for team six: Just-in Scrupulous, Just-in Sane, Just-in Visable. Maybe later in the season the team can change names to Just-in Jured. After all, Verlander is a pitcher who has thrown over 1,300 Innings (at 95 mph mind you) in six seasons. I think you know where this is going. Justin Verlander is overrated, not only as a first round selection, but even as a Top 3 Starting Pitcher. Fans of JV will not like this hit piece; fans of Francisco Liriano may enjoy this though. That's what we call "fair and balanced" around here. That's your cue to click "Read More".

Fantasy Basketball: Week Two Recap

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Photo Credit: Keith Allison

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