No One Is Gonna Hold The Texans Back From Stomping All Over The Dolphins
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They say money can’t buy happiness. Well, you should see the smile on my fucking face on on a Fall Sunday. And yes, we’re talking about NFL gambling. Want to know my strategy? First off, you bet, you don’t gamble. Betting is making the best educated and informed decision you can. Gambling is what my college roommate “Pussy Titus” used to do. “Pussy Titus” wasn’t actually a pussy when it came to gambling. He was more of a meathead idiot without the muscles. “Pussy Titus” gambled on games with little to no information at all. Guess what? It didn’t work for him and it won’t work for you.
Most weeks I’ll usually bet three games. If I’m great, I win three out of three. If I’m good, I win two out of three. Yes. Here and there you’re going to take your lumps. You can’t win every bet, but then again no one can. But if you’re disciplined, you can make money. I’ve been betting the NFL for eight seasons now and have made some serious coin in six. My bets range anywhere from fifty dollars to a thousand, so by my wager you’ll be able to gauge my confidence. What I’m selling you, you can’t buy. I’m selling you the world’s rarest commodity: certainty in an uncertain world. I’m so confident I won’t get murdered in a dark alley for these picks that I want you to go out and buy a car. Buy a new house. Go into debt. Why? Because you're about to make bank.
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