Duda Math. Lucas is Legit.
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The word “sleeper” means different things to different people. Some think a sleeper is a very cheap fantasy player that could provide great value. Others think it is simply a player who is undervalued. Still others think it’s those crusty things your eyes get when you first wake up. Regardless of your definition, the Sons of Roto crew has compiled a list a sleepers for your consumption. Open wide suckas.

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We drop dollars on bitches heads.

That's right, back-to-back auction pieces. Justin and I are the Bash Brothers of Sons of Roto. I am Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire, Justin is Ozzie Canseco. Because every auction draft is different, from the unique tastes each of manager to the personalized nomination order, we realize there are many ways to come out on top. And thus my take on how to kill an auction bird.

Money Owns This Town
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In the realm of fantasy baseball, auction drafts are far and above the absolute best way to draft your team. They are harder, they are more exciting, and frankly, they truly allow the better owners to shine. When doing a boring old snake draft, you are forced to pick the player that falls to you at your draft spot. The only strategy one can use is to pick the best player available. That’s ridiculously easy and more boring than watching Gosford Park on repeat for nine straight days.

So, if you want to be a serious fantasy baseball player, start playing in auction draft leagues. Man up and make the jump to get the Auction Draft Manifesto:

The King Stay The King
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What you have before you is the greatest cheat sheet for the 2012 season by the greatest mind in fantasy baseball.  The powers of this cheat sheet are rumored to carry every team that follows them to championship glory. This isn't just a cheat sheet. I actually went forward in time, and ranked every player on this list at the exact position they will finish the season in classic 5x5 mixed formats. Ay, they don't call me No-Star-Damus for nuttin'.

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Even this guy is mad happy Starbonell Station is back
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That's right mu'fuckas. Starbonell Station returns tomorrow night (Thursday, 7:00 PM EST) as we discuss all the players who moved from one team to another. You feel that? It's that giant boner of happiness inside you.  

Got a question for us? Call in at (347) 324-3827 or go to the link above to join us in the live chat and send your questions that way. 

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Well hello ladies. Tick-tock goes the clock as you make that final playoff push. If you are in a roto league, keep streaming to make sure you maximize your games started. Good luck.  

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Don’t engage in Storen Wars
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In the final installment of “Tiers, Not Fears,” we have landed at relief pitching. A lot of fantasy owners hate having to deal with closers, but not me. While you read a lot of “don’t pay for saves” idioms being thrown out there, the fact is, if you play in a league that uses closers, you HAVE to pay for saves. Me? I try to stock up on at least four (preferably five) closers on draft/auction day because saves are the easiest commodity to trade during the season.

Think about it. Pulling off trades is tough in a lot of leagues since owners engage in a pissing contest as they each try to “win” the trade. When saves are involved, however, you cut through the shit. Saves are the one stat any owner can sell as a way to gain more points. There are only so many dudes getting saves, and everyone knows that. I’m not saying hitch your wagon to a bunch of high-priced closers, but just cast a wide net.

Sure there is a ton of turnover at the position, you will probably watch at least one of your closers shit the bed or get hurt at some point. That’s even more of a reason to pick up a bunch of ninth inning options in your drafts and auctions. Trying to scour the waiver wire for saves is a frustrating endeavor in competitive leagues, as all the best handcuffs and even the short-term closers are all rostered. You become a slave to fantasy news information sites, looking for every edge you can get. Then you end up picking up, like, eight relievers in the hopes that you can scrap up enough saves to stay in the race. Don’t be that guy. Suck it up, pay for saves, and win your goddamn league.

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Well hello ladies. The All-Star Break is in the rear view window and for most leagues there are only three or four weeks until the playoffs, so it is time to make that push. Stream to maximize the number of starts and spend a little time to analyze your opponent’s squad so you know exactly what categories to chase or dump.

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No thanks
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It’s no secret that there are a lot of great fantasy options in the outfield. The position is deep as hell, which is why I always tell people not to go too crazy overvaluing the top OFs. Sure there’s something comforting about selecting Matt Kemp or Ryan Braun with your first round pick knowing that you will get dynamite production, but doing so comes at a cost to the rest of your roster. Let’s put it this way, if I spend my first three picks on a SS, 2B, and 3B, and wait until the last three rounds to create my outfield, I can still yield a competitive team. Show me a fantasy owner who goes all OF early, and I’ll show you a fantasy owner who has more gaping holes than a gaggle of freshly DP’d porn stars.

On the flip side, the depth of the OF position presents a lot of intriguing possibilities in the mid-to-late rounds. That is why we have 128 players ranked for this edition of “Tiers, Not Fears.” I hope you brought a bar of soap, because it’s about to get real dirty.

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What My Draft Room Looks Like
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Team names. Everyone wants the best one in their league, but maybe your rival owners are more clever and handsome than you are. No worries. You can borrow some Sons of Roto swag by picking one of these uniquely crafted fantasy baseball team names. You’re welcome.

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